The game is easy. You will grant the wish above you, yet corrupt it and mess it up, then respond with a wish of your own.

Ex) Person A: I wish for cake
Person B: You get cake, but it tastes like your most hated food




I wish for money!

you get counterfeit money and get arrested.

I wish for all the mysteries to show themselves and fear my name!

They do, but then realise your a scrub and laugh in your face and go back to hiding.

I wish for fruit

You get fruit, but it's the poison apple from Snow White and you fall into a deep slumber, only to be woken by Aurora.

I wish for a hamster!

(Best corruption ever xD)

You get the Evil Hainton hamsters from South Park, who Nuzzle you.... TO DEATH.

I wish for nothing

You get everything.

I wish my name was "Tiffany"

Wish Granted, but sadly no one can say or spell Tiffany right. So you call yourself T instead, which leads to people thinking you can't spell.

I wish I was a loli God in real life.

You become the loli god, but everyone prefers Shota's instead

I wish to be the coolest cat on the site :3

You are the coolest cat on the site! In otherwords, you are frozen. Forever.

I wish I had a box of Pockys...

Too bad the box of Pockys were posioned had a bomb to go with it. R.I.P my friend.

I wish for a can of Dr. Pepper

Brutal much? lol

You get a can of Dr. Pepper. But it's empty. You only got the can.

I wish for a new labtop charger.

the labtop explodes, taking all other labtops in the vicinity with it, thankfully no labs were wearing any of said tops, so there's that.

I wish I had Eleventy-Thirty dollars

Crai...

You get eleventy-thirty dollars. It's all counterfeit. And you get paper cuts.

I wish I could fly!

Awesome, but you get shot down for being an UFO. Have fun at Area 51!

I wish for Donald Trump to become our next president.

You go to hell. He does not become president. Ever.

I wish for my one true love.

it's the Trump.

I want some waffles with ice cream on top

You get waffles with ice cream on top. It's all cardboard.

I wish for a box of kittens!

Did you forget that you are allergic to kittens?

I wish for world peace

World peace is achieved but everyone died from a bomb that destroys the world

I wish for people to use more Neptunia Face claims

Granted. Everyone use CFW Trick as a FC

Spoiler:

I wish Godzilla could be my pet.

It becomes your pet, but it ie soon taken in by the authorities because you couldn't clean up after its giant shits.

I wish for bubbles

Granted you get to watch me pop those bubbles.

I wish for a new bed.

Kay, but I slept on your bed! And with my far ass you have no hope of moving me >:)

I wish to turn invisible

Heh. Granted, but sadly people can still hear you. When you try to spy on them.

I wish to be the number one waifu.

You become the nimber 1 waifu, but no one wants you!

I wish to be king of the loli's